Hello everyone. You know, Hallowe'en is a very strange holiday.
Personally, I don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts,
pretending to be devils. Oooh, things on TV that are
inappropriate for younger viewers. Things like the following half hour.
Nothing seems to bother <my> kids. But tonight's show, which I totally
wash my hands of, is really scary. So if you have sensitive children,
maybe you should tuck them into bed early tonight instead of writing us
angry letters tomorrow. Thanks for your attention.
-- Marge's disclaimer, "Treehouse of Terror"
Personally, I don't understand it. Mm mm... Kids worshipping ghosts,
pretending to be devils. Oooh, things on TV that are
inappropriate for younger viewers. Things like the following half hour.
Nothing seems to bother <my> kids. But tonight's show, which I totally
wash my hands of, is really scary. So if you have sensitive children,
maybe you should tuck them into bed early tonight instead of writing us
angry letters tomorrow. Thanks for your attention.
-- Marge's disclaimer, "Treehouse of Terror"
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