Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.

Homer: We're proud of you, boy!
Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God...
-- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator,
"Bart Gets an F"

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