Pretty soon, you will be able to try it with a <real> book!

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  Hey, Bart-dude! Whoa, you little freaked! [?] Bart...
• Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus] Bart:
  No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front...
• Mrs. Krabappel, I am insulted. Is this a book report or a witch hunt?
  Bart takes offence when Mrs.K accuses him of not ...
• Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
  Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered...
• No study area is complete without adequate plant life.
  Martin, "Bart Gets an...
• Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son? Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp,
  stabbing pains... in my stomach. Nurse: Oh dear, I've...
• I wish <I> had Amoria Phlebitis... -- Homer,
  "Bart Gets an...
• Fellow students, prepare to be dazzled! [walks to the front of the room] Well,
  as Mrs. Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the...
• You just need to develop a callous. [pricks her finger and lights a lighter under it] You see?
  Now <that's> a sewing finger, honey. -- Marge...