Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus]
Bart: No!
Martin: No?
Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat. From now on, you sit in the
back row. And that's <not> just on the bus, it goes for school
and church, too.
Martin: Why?
Bart [mezzo voce] So no one can see what you're doing!
Martin: Ooooh.. I think I understand... [grabs pencil, starts writing]
the potential for mischief varies inversely with one's proximity
to the authority figure! [Shows his equation to Bart: M
\propto 1/P]
Bart: Well, yeah, but don't say it like that...
-- Bart helps Martin shed his poindexter image,
"Bart Gets an F"
Bart: No!
Martin: No?
Bart: Only geeks sit in the front seat. From now on, you sit in the
back row. And that's <not> just on the bus, it goes for school
and church, too.
Martin: Why?
Bart [mezzo voce] So no one can see what you're doing!
Martin: Ooooh.. I think I understand... [grabs pencil, starts writing]
the potential for mischief varies inversely with one's proximity
to the authority figure! [Shows his equation to Bart: M
\propto 1/P]
Bart: Well, yeah, but don't say it like that...
-- Bart helps Martin shed his poindexter image,
"Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered... - Bart: Mrs. Krabappel, Mrs. Krabappel!
Mrs K: Bart!
Not another word out of you, or I'll subject you to... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Martin: [to his flipping dog] Oh boy, Flipsy! You and I are going on
a road trip.
[Nelson grabs Martin and tosses Flipsy out the window]... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - Martin: Bart, can we stop for ice cream?
Bart:
Yes. [a little later, the boys all have cones]... - Pretty soon, you will be able to try it with a <real> book!
Martin watches Bart with a highlighter pen and a ... - Milhouse: [squirting ketchup on his stomach] This is great!
Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting... - Bart: I demand a recount!
Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin.
Two for Martin. Would you like another recount...
From the same category:
- Barlow: So, my friends, let's just junk those Dumbocrats and their
bleeding-heart smellfare program.
Lisa: Dad, I had to listen to this jerk all morning... - Abe: [pounding on the door] Let me in! Someone's trying to kill me!
Sweet merciful McGillicuddy, you gotta open the door... - TV host: Okay, the capital of North Dakota was named for what German
ruler?
Homer: Hitler! Marge: [coming in with food] Hitler... - I'll be playing my first solo! If you miss it on Saturday,
I'd advise you to start looking for a child therapist... - Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop,
and it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs]...
