Bart: I can make it so the other kids don't laugh at you so much.
Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather
popular.
Bart: You're not. Watch. [pushes Martin down, crowd laughs]
Martin: But... but my speed with numbers... [Bart helps Martin to his
feet] my years of service as a hall monitor, my prize-winning
dioramas? These things mean nothing to them?
Bart: Perhaps another demonstration. [pushes him down again, more
laughs]
-- "Bart Gets an F"
Martin: They... laugh at me? I've always considered myself rather
popular.
Bart: You're not. Watch. [pushes Martin down, crowd laughs]
Martin: But... but my speed with numbers... [Bart helps Martin to his
feet] my years of service as a hall monitor, my prize-winning
dioramas? These things mean nothing to them?
Bart: Perhaps another demonstration. [pushes him down again, more
laughs]
-- "Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- Martin: [takes a seat at the front of the bus]
Bart:
No! Martin: No? Bart: Only geeks sit in the front... - Skinner: Mrs. Krabappel, Bart has something he wants to say to you.
Bart: I won't say it! Skinner: Bart! Bart: ... - Bart: I'm telling you, I _do_ work on the Krusty show.
Look at the credits! [presses "play"] ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Martin: How can we tell if we're doing this maneuver
effectively?
Miss Winthrop: The dog's eyes will cross, and his... - Edna: [reading] "The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo
Marconi." Who can tell me what his first message was?
Bart: Uh -- Milhouse: I want-a change-a my name-a!... - Marge: Well, I'm sure some of you already know me. I'm Bart
Simpson's mother.
[everyone laughs; Nelson pushes Bart] [Marge... - Lisa: Excuse me. Bart's a little upset this morning,
so could everyone please be extra-nice to him... - Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please?
Lisa:
Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that...
From the same category:
- Homer: Aah! It's the Rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before
God comes!
Homer is awakened by construction, "Sideshow Bob... - Burns: Hello, I'm Montgomery Burns.
Homer: Aah!
Burns:
Now then, I'm looking for a suitable young male heir... - as tranquil music plays in the background, Lisa writes her essay]
What would Ben Franklin say if he were alive today?
He'd say... [tranquil music abruptly stops] [erasing]... - Bart: Yuck! What reeks?
Nelson: [smug] Smells like one of Van Houten's.
Milhouse: It does not! [an oil gusher explodes... - Wiggum: You the man who reported the lost baby?
Homer:
Yes. Wiggum: Can you describe her? Homer: Uh, she's...
