Nurse: [concerned] What's the matter, son?
Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains... in my stomach.
Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this... [consults a medical reference
book, opens to the page "Amoria Phlebitis"] Do you feel a
shooting pain in your arm?
Bart: [waving his arms] Both of them.
Nurse: Temporary loss of vision?
Bart: [blindly] Huh? Who said that? Come closer...
-- Live from the Improv, "Bart Gets an F"
Bart: [clutching his stomach] Sharp, stabbing pains... in my stomach.
Nurse: Oh dear, I've heard of this... [consults a medical reference
book, opens to the page "Amoria Phlebitis"] Do you feel a
shooting pain in your arm?
Bart: [waving his arms] Both of them.
Nurse: Temporary loss of vision?
Bart: [blindly] Huh? Who said that? Come closer...
-- Live from the Improv, "Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- I wish <I> had Amoria Phlebitis...
-- Homer,
"Bart Gets an... - Bart: Look, my stomach really hurts.
Doris: All I can give you are these chewable Prozac for kids.
Your choice: Manic Depressive Mouse, or the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: [running towards door with sled; goggles on head] Cowabunga!
Marge: Remember to take a break if your arms go numb... - Milhouse: [squirting ketchup on his stomach] This is great!
Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting... - Otto: [at Bart's wake] Good-bye, little dude.
[to Principal Skinner] He looks so lifelike,
man! Pr.S: Yes, the nurse did a wonderful job reconstructing... - Nurse: Abraham Simpson, your family is here to visit you.
Abe: Hot diggity, my family's come to visit me! ... - Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee.
[SLH does so]
Good catch,
boy! SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks... - No! No, Nurse!
I said SLIP off his SPECTACLES!...
