Fellow students, prepare to be dazzled! [walks to the front of the
room] Well, as Mrs. Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the book
that I read is <Treasure Island>. It's about these... [describing the
book jacket] pirates... with patches over their eyes... and... shiny
gold teeth... and green birds on their shoulders... [pause] Did I
mention this book was written by a guy named Robert Lewis Stevenson? And
published by the good people at McGraw Hill. So, in conclusion, on the
Simpson scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, one being the
lowest, and five being average, I give this book... a nine. Any
questions? [hands go up] Nope? Then I'll just sit down.
-- Bart's book report, "Bart Gets an F"
room] Well, as Mrs. Krabappel already mentioned, the name of the book
that I read is <Treasure Island>. It's about these... [describing the
book jacket] pirates... with patches over their eyes... and... shiny
gold teeth... and green birds on their shoulders... [pause] Did I
mention this book was written by a guy named Robert Lewis Stevenson? And
published by the good people at McGraw Hill. So, in conclusion, on the
Simpson scale of one to ten, ten being the highest, one being the
lowest, and five being average, I give this book... a nine. Any
questions? [hands go up] Nope? Then I'll just sit down.
-- Bart's book report, "Bart Gets an F"
Related:
- Edna: OK, it's book report time. We'll do them alphabetically.
Today it's A through M. Bart: I'm saved! I love... - Mrs. Krabappel, I am insulted. Is this a book report or a witch hunt?
Bart takes offence when Mrs.K accuses him of not ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Cool! I'll give you ten bucks for that.
Comic Book Guy:
Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are... - Marge: This one's a good choice, and it's not too smutty.
It's a book on tape by Paul Harvey, you know... - What did you bring that book I didn't want
to be read
to out of about Down Under up for... - Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've
killed him.
Bart: Now you know better. -- The gang read the... - Bart: You sniveling toad! You little egg-sucker!
Lisa:
[holding secure her box of cupcakes] Tell me more!... - George: [sighs] Just going to relax with my "U.S. News and World
Whatnot".
[opens magazine] Oh, good: they're roasting the new...
