Homer: [picks up a note]
Karl's voice: Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing
your speech on the enclosed 3x5 cards. All the big words are
spelled phonetically
Homer: Phonanetically.
Karl's voice: God bless you. You are one of Springfield's very special
creatures. [camera pulls back to reveal Karl is standing there]
Your obedient servant, Karl. ... Good luck, sir.
Homer: [startles] Karl, so that <wasn't> just a sweet voice I heard
inside my head.
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
Karl's voice: Dear Mr. Simpson, I've taken the liberty of preparing
your speech on the enclosed 3x5 cards. All the big words are
spelled phonetically
Homer: Phonanetically.
Karl's voice: God bless you. You are one of Springfield's very special
creatures. [camera pulls back to reveal Karl is standing there]
Your obedient servant, Karl. ... Good luck, sir.
Homer: [startles] Karl, so that <wasn't> just a sweet voice I heard
inside my head.
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
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- Homer: I'm just a big fool.
Karl: Oh no, you're not!
Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught... - Homer: I'm just a big fool.
Karl: Oh no, you're not.
Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught... - Mike Scioscia: [pushing a wheelbarrow of glowing green goop]
Karl:
[pulls up beside him with his own wheelbarrow of glowing... - Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony,
and it's only a matter of time until they find... - Karl: You don't belong here. You're a fraud and a phony and it's only
a matter of time until they find you out.
Homer: (gasps) Who told you? Simpson and... - Brain damage is all in your head.
-
Karl... - Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
And he appears every Friday night... like Urkel... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell...
