Homer: [strangles Bart] Boy must die!
Bart: I love you, Dad!
Homer: D'oh! [lets him go] Dirty trick. Okay, I'm not going to kill
you, but I'm going to tell you three things that are gonna haunt
you for the rest of your days. You've ruined your father, you've
crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!
Bart: It is!?
-- Bart spills the Dimoxinil, "Simpson and Delilah"
Bart: I love you, Dad!
Homer: D'oh! [lets him go] Dirty trick. Okay, I'm not going to kill
you, but I'm going to tell you three things that are gonna haunt
you for the rest of your days. You've ruined your father, you've
crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!
Bart: It is!?
-- Bart spills the Dimoxinil, "Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those... - Homer: Kids, I wanna give you some words to remember me by,
if something happens. Let's see...er...Oh,... - Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic,
so I want you to show your father some love... - Homer: Oh, you're pregnant! We're going to have to have a baby.
All our financial plans are ruined. We're doomed... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time
right now,
and I don't know what's going to happen. But just... - Homer: Boy, I know you're going to like your present.
Bart: [it's a hand-held gizmo with three buttons]...
