Oh, hey ho, men. You know, I was watching the Dumont last night, when
I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel, the Desert
Fox...
-- Mr. Burns emerges from a bathroom stall,
"Simpson and Delilah"
I happened to catch a fascinating documentary on Rommel, the Desert
Fox...
-- Mr. Burns emerges from a bathroom stall,
"Simpson and Delilah"
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insane.
Insane, I tell you! [snaps mentally] Daahh! Aaah... - Homer: Ooh, pro wrestling from Mexico.
You know,
down there, it's a <real> sport. ... Bart: Ooh... - Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
Who are you? Where are you going? Kent... - Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure?
I won't eat much and I don't know the difference... - Burns: I'm giving you your old job back.
Homer: Oh,
thank you, thank you, thank you! Burns: Now get out... - Marge: So Mother Simpson, where did your newfound sense of
irresponsibility take you?
Grandma: I soon found people who shared my views at... - Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
Burns:
Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson... - Burns: You, Foodbag. Do you have a son?
Homer: Yes,
sir, I do. Burns: And is he a constant disappointment... - Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like
nobody's good enough for me.
[a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got...
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- Homer: Flanders, you saved me! Why?
Ned: Heck! You'd'a done the same for me.
Homer: [thought balloon: Ned screams for help, trapped... - Burns: Smithers, guess what happened to me last night?
Smithers: I don't know, sir. You had sex with that... - Oh, no. What have I done? What am I doing? What will I do?
That is the question, "Treehouse of Horror... - Careful, men. He wets his pants.
-- Smithers' instructions to security,
"Stark Raving... - Announcer: Academy Award Playhouse now returns you to.
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