Burns: How would you improve the worker situation?
Homer: Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when
the cafeteria would serve fish sticks...
Burns: Fish sticks!? What in blazes are you talking about?
Homer: Well, sir, they cut the head off the fish, then chop up the rest
of the sticks [sic]. Then they put seasoned breadcrumbs on it..
-- Haven't I heard this joke before? "Simpson and
Delilah"
Homer: Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday when
the cafeteria would serve fish sticks...
Burns: Fish sticks!? What in blazes are you talking about?
Homer: Well, sir, they cut the head off the fish, then chop up the rest
of the sticks [sic]. Then they put seasoned breadcrumbs on it..
-- Haven't I heard this joke before? "Simpson and
Delilah"
Related:
- Dry fish-sticks! This sucks!
-- Homer complains about cafeteria fare,
"Simpson and... - Burns: [sadly] Simpson, I am by most measures a successful man.
I have wealth and power beyond the dreams of... - Homer: [standing on one foot and singing "The Alphabet Song"]
W,
X, Y, and Z. Now I know my ABCs, won't you come and... - Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns.
Burns:
Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson... - Burns: This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the
election,
and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the... - Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts!
Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the... - Marge: I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury and you vote
for the stupidest film.
Homer: I have every right to be on that jury, even... - Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!... - Homer: What are you getting at?
Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded,
try new things, live life to the... Homer: What...
