Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome.
Homer: D'oh! If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that!
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
Homer: D'oh! If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that!
-- "Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Dimoxinil can help me grow as much, or as little, hair as I want to.
advertisement for a hair restoration treatment, ... - Patty: This is Homer? Oh, my!
Selma: [grunt] Patty,
stop drooling. Patty: Look who's talking. -- Homer... - Homer: I'm just a big fool.
Karl: Oh no, you're not!
Homer: How do you know? Karl: Because my mother taught... - Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern!
Barney: Hey, it's the president!
Homer gets hair, "Simpson and... - Burns: I'm giving you your old job back.
Homer: Oh,
thank you, thank you, thank you! Burns: Now get out... - Marge: Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband,
Homer. Jay: Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your... - Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to
the Simpsons.
All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello... - Marge, weren't you listening? This is a miracle breakthrough!
Not one of these cheapo sucker deals! [tosses a cheapo... - Burns: How would you improve the worker situation?
Homer:
Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday...
From the same category:
- Myers: I hope you're happy, kid; the studio's bankrupt.
You just killed Itchy & Scratchy. [closes the... - Homer: Flanders! My socks feel dirty. Give me some water to wash
them.
Flanders: Again? Homer, we have to ration the water... - Wiggum: Hey, where is Sideshow Bob and that guy who,
uh, eats people and takes their faces... - Murphy: Oh, I'm so lonely,
Since my baby left me.
I got no money, And nothing is free. ... - Lisa: The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.
All you have to do is hit the ball... here. ...
