Dry fish-sticks! This sucks!
-- Homer complains about cafeteria fare,
"Simpson and Delilah"
-- Homer complains about cafeteria fare,
"Simpson and Delilah"
Related:
- Burns: How would you improve the worker situation?
Homer:
Well, sir, for one thing, we have a problem every Tuesday... - Keep brain from freezing.
--
Homer Simpson Simpson and... - Homer: What are you getting at?
Lisa: Well, you're always trying to teach me to be open-minded,
try new things, live life to the... Homer: What... - Homer: [kindly] And what does my little girl want?
Lisa:
An absence of mood swings and some stability in my... - The pessimist complains about
the wind... - Homer: Good morning, Moe's Tavern!
Barney: Hey, it's the president!
Homer gets hair, "Simpson and... - Well, your resume [pronounced ree-zoom] seems good enough.
Homer interviews for a secretary, "Simpson and... - Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome.
Homer: D'oh!
If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! ... - Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen.
-- Homer's hairful prayer,
"Simpson and...
From the same category:
- Dr. Wolfe: I'm also afraid little Lisa is going to need braces.
Lisa: Oh no! I'll be socially unpopular! ...... - Bart: I demand a recount!
Ms. K: [counts the votes] One for Martin.
Two for Martin. Would you like another recount... - Bart: Hey, it's morning and Mom and Dad aren't home yet.
Lisa: Don't worry, Mr. Hutz is still here to take care... - Marge: Now we can blame him for everything!
Homer:
It's your fault I'm bald! Bart: [meekly] I'm sorry... - Barbara: It's a shame it didn't work out, Marge, but George just felt
this neighborhood brought out the worst in him,
and -- [Bush honks his horn impatiently]...
