Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O. of
Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart. He is the one we must
ask for my job back.
Master: Approach, my sons. [they do] You may ask me three questions.
Apu: That's great, because all I need is one --
Homer: Are you _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Master: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Master: Yes.
Homer: You?
Master: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
Apu: But I must --
Master: Thank you, come again.
Apu: But --
Master: Thank you, come again.
-- The master speaks, "Homer and Apu"
Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart. He is the one we must
ask for my job back.
Master: Approach, my sons. [they do] You may ask me three questions.
Apu: That's great, because all I need is one --
Homer: Are you _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Master: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Master: Yes.
Homer: You?
Master: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
Apu: But I must --
Master: Thank you, come again.
Apu: But --
Master: Thank you, come again.
-- The master speaks, "Homer and Apu"
Related:
- Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the
Kwik-E-Mart?
Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need... - Woods: Apu, you saved my life. And as a small token of my appreciation,
I got you your job back at the Kwik-E-Mart. Apu:... - Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your... - Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
-- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart,
"Lisa's... - Marge: [checks the fridge] Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie.
You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart... - Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh,
much quicker than usual. Marge: I guess we've learned... - Inspector: All right, why do you want to become part of the Kwik-E-Mart
family?
Barney: Because I like people. And I need a place... - Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?"
Homer:
"Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone." ...
