Marge: Patty, he's out buying me something right now.
Patty: Oh Marge, he never gets you anything <you> want. He always gets
something for himself.
Selma: [mumbles] The tackle box...
Patty: Remember when he got you the tackle box?
Selma: [mumbles] ... and the Chung calendar.
Patty: And when he `surprised' you with the Connie Chung calendar?
-- "Jacques to be Wild"
Patty: Oh Marge, he never gets you anything <you> want. He always gets
something for himself.
Selma: [mumbles] The tackle box...
Patty: Remember when he got you the tackle box?
Selma: [mumbles] ... and the Chung calendar.
Patty: And when he `surprised' you with the Connie Chung calendar?
-- "Jacques to be Wild"
Related:
- Marge: I've got to tell Homer about this baby in just the right
way and at just the right time.
Until then, please, keep this to yourselves... - Patty: Marge, this is Andre.
Andre: [with attempted sexiness] Hello.
Selma: I think you two would make a perfect couple... - Homer: Patty! Selma! What a pleasant surprise!
Patty:
[grunt] Whaddya know, he's wearing pants. Selma: I... - Marge: I'm sorry: Homer doesn't mean to be rude, he's just a very
complicated man.
[Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate... - Selma: Marge's dates get homelier all the time.
Patty:
That's what you get when you don't put out. [Or maybe... - Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a
celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in... - Selma: Sorry, my mind's made up.
Patty: Why do you want to have a baby so bad?
Selma: I got a lot of love to give, and right now my... - Homer: You're my last, last chance: bottom-of-the-barrel,
hail-mary, long-shot, wish-you-would-do-it-but... - Homer: Stupid driving test at the stupid DMV where stupid Patty and
stupid Selma work!
Sometimes I think God is teasing me...just like...
