Burns: How does he do it, Smithers?
Smithers: He's a love machine, sir.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
Smithers: He's a love machine, sir.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
Related:
- Burns: So, what did you do this weekend, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, I caught up on my laundry, wrote a... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Burns: Look at that man, he has the crowd in the palm of his hand.
I haven't seen anything like it since Jolson... - Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
Burns: Well, whoa model [sees Smithers sans... - Burns: Smithers, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television.
He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car... - Homer: It's Mr. Smithers, he's calling for you.
Smithers:
[on a beach] How's everything going there, sir? Well... - Um, he's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your drones in sector 7-G.
Smithers to Mr. Burns, "Homer vs. Lisa and the... - Burns: His name?
Smithers: [holding a copy of the incriminating photo]
Homer Simpson sir,
a low-level employee in sector 7G. Burns: Simpson... - Burns: [reads an entry in the suggestion box]
`Keep that handsome owner out of sight,
he's distracting the female employees'. Oh...
