There's a party down the hall. You know this apartment complex
really caters to up-scale singles like me. [belch]
-- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host,
"Homer's Night Out"
really caters to up-scale singles like me. [belch]
-- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host,
"Homer's Night Out"
Related:
- If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in
the fridge.
Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night... - Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
The middle one is my house. Someone must've... - Barney: [comes into Flaming Moe's]
All: Barney!
Bartender: How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumbel... - Barney: So next time somebody tells you carney folk are good,
honest people, you can spit in their faces... - Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an
envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey... - Homer: Hello, is this President Clinton? Good! I figured if anyone
knew where to get some Tang,
it'd be you. ...Shut up! Assistant: Excuse me -- ... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: So how was the office birthday party?
Homer:
Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was... - Kirk: Singles life is great, Homer. I can do whatever I want.
Today I drank a beer in the bathroom. Homer...
From the same category:
- Marge: You know, <we'll> be old someday.
Homer: Gasp!
My God, you're right, Marge! You kids wouldn't put... - Krusty: Where is that lousy little pisher -- [Bart walks in]
[joyfully] Bart!
[kisses him] [On stage, a fanfare plays] ... - The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood
and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure... - Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss.
Bart: Kiss you?
But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like... - Bart: Hey, Mr. Burns! Can I go with you to get the treasure?
I won't eat much and I don't know the difference...
