If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in
the fridge.
-- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host,
"Homer's Night Out"
the fridge.
-- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host,
"Homer's Night Out"
Related:
- There's a party down the hall. You know this apartment complex
really caters to up-scale singles like me.
[belch] -- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, ... - Homer: Look Barney, see the row of tiny lights up there?
The middle one is my house. Someone must've... - Jay: And now, the winner of the grand prize. [tears open an
envelope] Barney Gumbel!
Barney: What? Wow! Burns: [shudders] Marge: Homey... - Homer: Hello Marge? It's me, Homer. Are you still mad?
Marge: [continues scowling] Homer: You <are> still... - The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of
the night and get a Slurpee.
Tellis... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd:
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Homer... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh... - Herbert: While you're here, I want you to make yourselves right at
home.
Any time you're hungry, any time day or night, Cook... - Counselor: Do you have any plans for after graduation?
Homer: Me? I'm gonna drink a lot of beer and...
From the same category:
- Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say,
"There's a whole lotta frownin' going on". ... - Quimby: Henceforth, this date shall forever be known as Flaming Moe's
Day!
Advisor: Uh, sir, this is already Veterans' Day. Quimby... - Hey, hey, this is not a lending library!
If you're not going to buy that thing,
put it down or I'll blow your heads off! -- Apu,... - Goof: What exactly do you have planned for us?
Homer:
Well, I get up and dance, and I spell out the name... - Tour guide: Well, that's the tour. If you have any questions,
I'd be happy to answer -- Lisa: I...
