Milhouse: Come on Bart. You're gonna make me a print aren't you?
Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of
this photo?
Milhouse: Ok.
Bart: Cross your heart and hope to die?
Milhouse: Yup.
Bart: Stick a needle in your eye?
Milhouse: Yup.
Bart: Jam a dagger in your thigh?
Milhouse: Yup.
Bart: Eat a horse-manure pie?
Milhouse: [gulps] Yup.
Bart: Well, okay.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
Bart: Will you swear not to let another living soul get a copy of
this photo?
Milhouse: Ok.
Bart: Cross your heart and hope to die?
Milhouse: Yup.
Bart: Stick a needle in your eye?
Milhouse: Yup.
Bart: Jam a dagger in your thigh?
Milhouse: Yup.
Bart: Eat a horse-manure pie?
Milhouse: [gulps] Yup.
Bart: Well, okay.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
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Milhouse:
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Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. ... - Bart: [deep voice] Hello, I'm Doctor Hibbert. I'm afraid I'm going
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Milhouse: Stay away from me, Bart. I mean it:
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