Bart: [snaps Homer's picture]
Homer: Bart! Whaddaya doing!
Bart: Sorry Dad, the answer to that is top secret.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
Homer: Bart! Whaddaya doing!
Bart: Sorry Dad, the answer to that is top secret.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
Related:
- Lisa: Ewwww, gross. Momm! Bart was taking a picture of his butt!
Bart: [hastily pulls up his pants] Oh sure, like... - Homer: [stuffing himself] Ahhh!
Bart: Eat around the banana,
Dad. It's just empty vitamins. -- The secret to... - Bart: [doorbell rings] Oh-ho! It's the fe-mail-man!
Lisa: Fe-mail-carrier, Bart. -- "Homer's Night... - Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer: No.
Bart: Please, Dad.
Homer:
No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad... - Bart: Dad? I think I need some fresh air. Can I go to the park?
Homer: Do I have to sit up? Bart: No. Homer: Knock... - Homer: What the hell are you reading books for?
Bart:
I'm doing "The Conan O'Brien Show", and I want to have... - Bart: Any luck, Dad?
Homer: No, but the rabbi gave me this.
[spins a dreidel] Bart: What is that? Homer: Son,... - TV: You're watching `Top Hat Entertainment'. Adult programming
all day,
every day. (Except in Florida and Utah.) Coming... - TV: ... and fight and fight and fight...
[screen goes blank]
Bart & Lisa:
[screaming] Dad! V-chip, v-chip! Homer: Sorry...
