Marge: So how was the office birthday party?
Homer: Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was this thick!
[about an inch] And Eugene Fisk (my poor sucker of an assistant)
didn't know the fruit punch was spiked, and he really made an ass
of himself putting the moves on a new girl in valve maintenance.
Ha ha ha..
Marge: Does this girl like him?
Homer: Pffft. I have to warn you Marge, I think the poor young thing
has the hots for Yours Truly!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Just keepin' you on your toes, babe.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
Homer: Oh, it was de-lightful! The frosting on the cake was this thick!
[about an inch] And Eugene Fisk (my poor sucker of an assistant)
didn't know the fruit punch was spiked, and he really made an ass
of himself putting the moves on a new girl in valve maintenance.
Ha ha ha..
Marge: Does this girl like him?
Homer: Pffft. I have to warn you Marge, I think the poor young thing
has the hots for Yours Truly!
Marge: Homer!
Homer: Just keepin' you on your toes, babe.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
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