Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh,
much quicker than usual.
Marge: I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it.
Homer: And we've _all_ found happiness, every one of us.
[Apu sobs in the background]
Hey, what's that sound?
[outside, they see Apu on the roof]
Apu: [singing folornly] Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do.
Homer: {Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song. I
_hate_ when people do that!}
-- Damn you, feeble song, "Homer and Apu"
much quicker than usual.
Marge: I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it.
Homer: And we've _all_ found happiness, every one of us.
[Apu sobs in the background]
Hey, what's that sound?
[outside, they see Apu on the roof]
Apu: [singing folornly] Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? I do.
Homer: {Hey, he's not happy at all. He lied to us through song. I
_hate_ when people do that!}
-- Damn you, feeble song, "Homer and Apu"
Related:
- Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.E.O.
of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart... - Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather... - Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the
Kwik-E-Mart?
Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need... - Homer: Ooh, you like sweets, kids? I know a place that's sweeter than
sweetness itself.
In this sweet place, earthly donuts are sour ... - Bart+Lisa: Dad, dad! What did you bring? What did you bring?
Marge: How did it go? Homer: Fine! [looks at Apu]... - Apu: It is an honor to begin repaying my debt to you.
Back in Ramatpur I was considered quite the... - Marge: [checks the fridge] Oh, we're low on milk for Maggie.
You want to come with me to the Kwik-E-Mart... - Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart
Corporation.
Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure... - Homer: Hey, let's all hug Apu.
[They all do,
then there's a pause] [Homer looks at his watch]...
