Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this <lovely> Motorola?
Clerk: Is it cable-ready?
Homer: As ready as she'll ever be.
-- Pawn shop, "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Clerk: Is it cable-ready?
Homer: As ready as she'll ever be.
-- Pawn shop, "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Related:
- Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the <supreme>
sacrifice.
Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV! Bart: ... - D'oh!
-- Homer,
"There's No Disgrace Like... - Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV]
Lisa:
Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching... - Marge: [despairingly] Homer, you raided the college fund,
the TV... Homer, you're driving a stake through... - Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: Now, I appreciate that, honey, but we need one... - Marge: Homer, couldn't we pawn my engagement ring instead?
Homer: I appreciate that, honey, but we need... - When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of
a bottle.
They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No... - When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the
bottom of a bottle,
they're on TV! -- Homer, "There's No Disgrace Like... - Homer: Ah, afternoon Mr. Burns!
Burns: Hello there.
uh... uh... Homer: [whispers to Smithers] Simpson...
