Homer: Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty, even though we
don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable
hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! [kids
bewildered] Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You
did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did
You spite me with this family?
Marge and the kids: Amen!
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
don't deserve it. I mean... our kids are uncontrollable
hellions! Pardon my French... but they act like savages! [kids
bewildered] Did You see them at the picnic? Oh, of course You
did... You're everywhere, You're omnivorous. Oh Lord! Why did
You spite me with this family?
Marge and the kids: Amen!
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
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