Homer: Okay, now look. My boss is going to be at this picnic, so I
want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
Lisa: Tough choice.
Bart: I'm picking respect.
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
want you to show your father some love and/or respect.
Lisa: Tough choice.
Bart: I'm picking respect.
-- "There's No Disgrace Like Home"
Related:
- Marge: Kids, your father and I are going through a really tough time
right now,
and I don't know what's going to happen. But just... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: You remember the rules from last year?
Bart:
Yeah, shut my mouth and let your boss win. -- "There's... - I want to be alone with my thought.
-- Homer,
"There's No Disgrace Like... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking... - Homer: Now look... You know and I know this family needs help,
professional help. So I've made us an appointment... - Marge: I'm happy for the school. It sounds like this money's going to
provide a lot of new opportunities.
Bart: Big deal. They didn't approve my idea; they... - Now it's time to say goodbye.
Please get off my property until next year.
I suggest you don't dawdle, the hounds will be released... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,...
From the same category:
- Mr. Mitchell: Hi there. How can I help you?
Bart: _You're_ the guy who owns the dog?
Mr. Mitchell: Yep. His name is Sprinkles. Bart: ... - Bart: Gee Homer, it looks like you've got yourself a real problem on
your hands.
Homer: Your right... Uhh... Bart! Vacuum this floor... - Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie!
Bart: No, Dad!
Shoot your way out! Marge: [grunts at Bart] ... - Burns: Smithers, my plan worked perfectly. Bart Simpson will live here
as my son,
and I will mold him in my own graven image. Who knows... - Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on
child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_...
