Boy, it's getting harder and harder to make it here by ten.
-- Chief Wiggum with the early-morning blues,
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
-- Chief Wiggum with the early-morning blues,
"The Secret War of Lisa Simpson"
Related:
- Lou: Here's your man, chief.
Wiggum: Cecil? I think not.
This looks like the work of crazy old Sideshow Bob... - It's getting harder and harder to act weird.
--
Zippy the... - Lisa: I can't do this, Bart. I'm not strong enough.
Bart: I thought you came here looking for a challenge... - Homer: [yelling to be heard] You really did it this time,
Bart! You're in for the punishment of a lifetime... - Marge: Lisa, if you ever want to quit and come home,
I'll be here in half a jiff. Bart: [poking... - Wiggum: We'll start the tour in a second. I just gotta check the
answering machine.
[does so; there are 75 messages] Aw, can't... - Lisa: It's not my nature to complain, but so far today we've had
three movies,
two filmstrips, and an hour and a half of ... - Commandant: Atten-hut! Gentlemen, we now have a girl cadet among our
ranks,
so we're going to have to make a few changes. ... - Cadet #2: We're going to make your life a living hell for the rest of
the semester.
Leader: But, graduation's in three hours. Anderson...
From the same category:
- Homer: Son...my dear son, from now I'm going to be a good and attentive
father.
And for starters, your old man is going to teach you... - Burns: Doctor, what should we do about our freewheeling fop over here?
Monroe: Well, Monty, it used to be that establishing... - Homer: I'm not setting foot outside this house until _that_ man is gone!
Bart: Oh, Dad! You are the living end! [Homer... - Lisa: A library! ... No, I can't... that's the old,
nerdy Lisa. [Pippi Longstockings appears] Pippi... - Mmm... Chocolate...
-- Homer, "So It's Come to This:
A Simpsons Clip...
