Marge: Well, it's time to say goodnight.
Homer: I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave
so soon.
Conway: [pops up from under the covers] I'm still here. Fox
wouldn't spring for a decent hotel room.
Marge: [laughs] He's just kidding. We'd like to thank Fox and
the good people at Budget Lodge.
Homer: Well, that's all the time we have. So this is the
Simpson family saying, as you walk down that road of life
...
Bart: [interrupting] Hitchhike -- it's faster.
All but Bart: Ba-a-r-rt!
Bart: [laughs]
Marge: We're like this all the time!
All: Goodnight, everybody!
-- Don't let the bedbugs bite,
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Homer: I wish our special guest Tim Conway didn't have to leave
so soon.
Conway: [pops up from under the covers] I'm still here. Fox
wouldn't spring for a decent hotel room.
Marge: [laughs] He's just kidding. We'd like to thank Fox and
the good people at Budget Lodge.
Homer: Well, that's all the time we have. So this is the
Simpson family saying, as you walk down that road of life
...
Bart: [interrupting] Hitchhike -- it's faster.
All but Bart: Ba-a-r-rt!
Bart: [laughs]
Marge: We're like this all the time!
All: Goodnight, everybody!
-- Don't let the bedbugs bite,
"The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Related:
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attention] Stop the music.
[they do] Where's dad? [the Simpsons... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Homer: Honey, I'm home!
Marge: Hello, dear. How was work at the plant?
Homer: It's not a plant, Marge, it's a tree, and... - McClure: That's it for our spinoff showcase. But what about the
show that started it all?
How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh and... - Homer: Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the
time,
just like that. [snap] Why, you could wake up dead... - Marge: You know, Fox turned into a hardcore sex channel so gradually,
I didn't even notice. Yeesh! [turns TV off]... - Homer: Why don't people like me, Marge?
Marge: Mmm,
everyone likes you, you're a wonderful person. Homer... - Lisa: Why don't we all look at the photo album?
Homer:
[as Marge opens it] So many memories. Aw, look --...
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- Burns: Oh this might take a while, Smithers. Why don't you get drunk
and stumble around comically for my amusement?
Smithers: [taking bottle of booze] I'll be a one-man... - Oh Lord, protect this rockethouse and all who dwell within the
rockethouse.
Homer, "Mountain of... - Bart: Lisa, I have this strong unpleasant feeling I've never had before.
Lisa: It's called remorse, you vile burlesque of irrepresible... - I know I'm bending the rules tonight, but I also know none of you wants
that skunk Burns to take our treasure.
And I want you to know that when I die, you're all... - Man 1: Mop and bucket man to the exit of the "Nauseator".
Man 2: We got another jumper on the roof of T. G. I...
