Moleman: A poem, by Hans Moleman.
I think that I shall never see,
My cataracts are blinding me. [flower wilts]
Conway: [still in skunk costume] And they thought I stunk.
-- Hans' Poetry Corner, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
I think that I shall never see,
My cataracts are blinding me. [flower wilts]
Conway: [still in skunk costume] And they thought I stunk.
-- Hans' Poetry Corner, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
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Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff...
