Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent,
juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls ...
two I suppose.
Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
Wiggum: You wear 'em until you learn, son. [kisses him goodnight]
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls ...
two I suppose.
Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
Wiggum: You wear 'em until you learn, son. [kisses him goodnight]
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Related:
- Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield
the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New... - Wiggum: You!
Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big... - Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this?
Skinner
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy... - Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief.
Wiggum
Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again... - Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee!
Skinner: Will you stop saying that
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that... - Wiggum: [whistles] What do you suppose the rent is on a hideout like
that
Skinner: Ahh, it's not rented, Chief -- it's stolen... - Skinner: Lucky for you this is just a warning gator
Next one won't be corked. [points to the... - Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now!
Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase... - Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know
folks here don't much care for law and order...
