Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent,
juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls ...
two I suppose.
Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
Wiggum: You wear 'em until you learn, son. [kisses him goodnight]
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls ...
two I suppose.
Ralph: Daddy, these rubber pants are hot.
Wiggum: You wear 'em until you learn, son. [kisses him goodnight]
-- "The Simpsons Spinoff Showcase"
Related:
- Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield,
the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New... - Wiggum: You!
Big Daddy: Welcome to my maison, Chief.
I've been expecting you. Wiggum: Is that so, Big... - Wiggum: [picking up the phone] Who is this?
Skinner:
It's me, chief. I'm on the other extension. Big Daddy... - Skinner: He's gradually getting away, Chief.
Wiggum:
Ah, let him go. I have the feeling we'll meet again... - Prudhomme: I guar-an-tee!
Skinner: Will you stop saying that!
Wiggum: So Skinner, who do you figure threw that... - Wiggum: [whistles] What do you suppose the rent is on a hideout like
that?
Skinner: Ahh, it's not rented, Chief -- it's stolen... - Skinner: Lucky for you this is just a warning gator.
Next one won't be corked. [points to the... - Chief Wiggum, P. I." will return -- right now!
--
Announcer, "The Simpsons Spinoff... - Skinner: Looks like you got an enemy, Chief. You know,
folks here don't much care for law and order...
From the same category:
- Homer: Well, I guess I should pay my share.
Ned: [laughs] Relax,
Homer. I keep telling you, you're my guest. Homer... - Marge: Okay, we'll go to the chili cook-off, but I want you to promise
that you won't have any beer.
Homer: [trying to pull his boots on] Okay, quit nagging... - The Flaming Moe is not for sale. Do you know how much of my blood
and sweat are in this drink?
[everybody in the bar spits out their drink] Uh, figure... - Worker: Quit complaining, chrome-dome.
Homer: D'oh!
If I had hair, you wouldn't be calling me that! ... - Wiggum: OK, boys, we've got a clue: the bullet they took out of Burns.
Now, let's discuss the, um...[picks up Agatha Christie...
