Bart: Just a minute, van Houten. Somebody needs to guard this
place at night so it doesn't get trashed. [offers a cap and
baton] How'd you like to be night watchman?
Milhouse: I'm sleepy.
Bart: Ah, no problemo. Here's a nickel for the coffee machine.
[hands a nickel over and leaves]
[Milhouse deposits the nickel in the machine. It dispenses a
cup, then a rat, then some coffee]
Milhouse: [sips from the cup] So this is my life. At least I've done
better than Dad.
-- The scary part is, he's right, "Homer's Enemy"
place at night so it doesn't get trashed. [offers a cap and
baton] How'd you like to be night watchman?
Milhouse: I'm sleepy.
Bart: Ah, no problemo. Here's a nickel for the coffee machine.
[hands a nickel over and leaves]
[Milhouse deposits the nickel in the machine. It dispenses a
cup, then a rat, then some coffee]
Milhouse: [sips from the cup] So this is my life. At least I've done
better than Dad.
-- The scary part is, he's right, "Homer's Enemy"
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- Bart: Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed
to be the night watchman.
Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. ... - Burns: You mean there are actually people who will pay good money
for garbage?
Lisa: Not good money, really. Each can'll get you... - Bart: Hey, Milhouse. I want you to know that I'm glad at least one of
us got the part.
[Milhouse explodes] Bart: Milhouse! [a leg lands... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Dad, I'm really sorry, but I charged $350 on your credit card.
Homer: What?! Bart: Don't worry, here's the cash... - Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. ... - Homer: Uh, Milhouse saw the elephant twice and rode him once,
right? Mrs. Van Houten: Yes, but we paid you $4. ... - Bart: Wow, you really got it made now, Milhouse. This is living!
Milhouse: [in a costume] Is it, Bart? Is it really... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,...
