Bart: I dunno, Dad: don't you have a better picture?
Homer: Relax. A photo can't make any difference.
[A man and a woman review applications, and they come across
Homer's]
Man: [looking at the photo] He looks crazy.
Woman: Agreed. Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.
-- Next!, "Homer Goes to College"
Homer: Relax. A photo can't make any difference.
[A man and a woman review applications, and they come across
Homer's]
Man: [looking at the photo] He looks crazy.
Woman: Agreed. Reading his essay would only waste valuable seconds.
-- Next!, "Homer Goes to College"
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