He unholied the holy water!
-- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at
church to Bart, "The Canine Mutiny"
-- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at
church to Bart, "The Canine Mutiny"
Related:
- Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi,
kids. HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper... - Edna: [looking at SLH] Oh, he is a gem! Here boy. [kisses] Would
you like these cookies Martin made for me?
Martin: My raisin roundies! Bart: My dog's name... - Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating... - You ate my homework!? I didn't know dogs <really> did that.
Bart to Santa's Little Helper, "Bart the... - And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
--
Bart about the greyhound, Santa's Little Helper, Homer... - Now... Sit!
I said, Sit! [Santa's Little Helper walks away]
Um,
take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He... - Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
[raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart... - You son of a bitch. Good show!
-- Dog obedience instructor to Santa's Little Helper,
"Bart's Dog Get an... - Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me....
From the same category:
- Barney: Hey, Estelle? Will you go to the prom with me?
Estelle: I wouldn't go to the prom with you if you... - Goulet: Are you sure this is the casino? I think I should call my
manager.
Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up! Goulet... - Martin: I would've thought that being hit by an atomic bomb would've
killed him.
Bart: Now you know better. -- The gang read the... - Homer: A whole week of just father and son. See you at dinner.
[both walk off whistling] Bart: What time? Homer:... - Mrs. Krabappel, I haven't seen you since we doubled our prices.
Apu, "Bart the...
