Bart: I'm going to get the dog back!
Homer: [off-camera, distant] The good dog or the bad dog?
Bart: The bad dog.
Homer: Ah good.
-- Bad dogs, bad dogs, whatcha gonna do...,
"The Canine Mutiny"
Homer: [off-camera, distant] The good dog or the bad dog?
Bart: The bad dog.
Homer: Ah good.
-- Bad dogs, bad dogs, whatcha gonna do...,
"The Canine Mutiny"
Related:
- Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating... - Bad dog! Bad... neighbor dog!
-- Homer, "Two Cars in Every Garage,
Three Eyes on Every... - Lovejoy: C'mon boy, this is the spot, right here. That's a good boy,
do your dirty sinful business. Ned: Well, howdy... - Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and
perform CPR.
Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the... - Twelve hundred bucks?? I better just get one.
--
Bart orders "quite possibly the World's Best Dog, ... - Homer: {Whoa, whoa, whoa -- let me get this straight.
They let everybody out of school early just... - Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me.... - Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog, ... - Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil
to ensure a glossy coat.
Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed...
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- Wha-wha-wha what's happening? Is it noon already?
-
Bill Clinton being abducted by aliens, "Treehouse... - Grampa: What's the matter, boy?
Homer: Nothing.
Grampa:
You haven't said poo all night and usually I have to... - John: Uh oh. Something's gonna die.
Homer: Butt out,
Buttinsky. What would _you_ know about hunting? John... - A dumb sitcom is shown on TV]}
Burns: {Smithers,
I'm home! [canned laughter]} Smithers: {What, already... - Marge: [in the distance] Bart! Lisa! Time for church!
Mrs. Van Houten: [in the distance] Milhouse! Time...
