Well, we wrecked the first dog. We've gotta treat this one right.
-- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog,
"The Canine Mutiny"
-- Marge, after Bart attains Laddie the Wonder Dog,
"The Canine Mutiny"
Related:
- Marge: What's the matter, Bart? Weren't you happy with him?
Bart: No, he just wasn't the right dog for me.... - Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?
Homer: Do you think he noticed? Marge: [rolls... - Lisa: Hey, this says we should feed him lots of eggs and olive oil
to ensure a glossy coat.
Homer: Oh yeah. A dog like this you have to feed... - Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating... - Bart: He's trained to do all sorts of stuff. He can herd sheep and
perform CPR.
Marge: [reads from the manual] Some call it the... - Twelve hundred bucks?? I better just get one.
--
Bart orders "quite possibly the World's Best Dog, ... - Bart: Hello?
Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit
Services Department.
I was wondering if you had a chance to read... - Bart: Wow! My own credit card! [kisses SLH] Thanks,
Santos! [SLH coughs up a quarter] ... - Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi,
kids. HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper...
From the same category:
- Kent: We've just received word of a high-speed desert chase.
The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers... - Lovejoy: Marge, we can't tell you how sorry we are.
Ned: You have our deepest condol-diddely-olences. ... - Homer: But come on, we all know this is small potatoes.
There's a danger in this town that is bigger... - Oh! Four hundred and thirty-seven... Fifty pounds?
Oh my God! Three hundred and... A hundred and fifty... - It's broken, Mom. ... Mom, it's broken. ... [sings] Mom-it's-brok-en,
Mom-it's-brok-en, Mom-it's-brok-en, Mom-it's-brok-en...
