Okay, so I committed a little mail-fraud! Haven't I been punished
enough?
-- Bart, after Lisa finds out about his credit card
fraud, "The Canine Mutiny"
enough?
-- Bart, after Lisa finds out about his credit card
fraud, "The Canine Mutiny"
Related:
- Bart: Hello?
Creditor: Hello, Mr. Halper. I'm calling from MoneyBank Credit
Services Department.
I was wondering if you had a chance to read... - Now make like my pants -- and split!
-- Comic Book Guy tosses out Bart after he tries to
purchase items with a fraudulent credit card,
"The Canine... - Homer: Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food.
So you can either sit there crying and eating... - Without it, I could, uh... go even blinder! ... Right?
Mr. Mitchell, after the cops find his marijuana, ... - Lisa: You can't afford this. How can you afford this?
Bart: Ahh you've been all edgy and suspicious ever... - Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
[raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Lisa: Hey, I need that! [grabs her saxophone]
[looks at letters in garbage] Office of the Solicitor General?
Office of the Prime Minister? Hopping Mad Collection... - You gave BOTH dogs away?? You know how I feel about giving!
Homer, "The Canine...
From the same category:
- Operator: Hello, vigilant viewer. How may we help you?
Lisa: We caught her! We caught the Babysitter Bandit... - I always knew you had personality.
The doctor said it was hyperactivity,
but I knew better. -- Homer is pleased that Bart's... - Len: Hey, big fight coming up.
Karl: Yea, you wanna come over to my house and listen to round-by-round
updates on the radio?
Len: Oh, yeah, okay. Oh, and then after the fight... - Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy &
Chimpy" I've ever seen!
Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh... - Homer: Ah... The old fishin' hole. So peaceful and relaxing,
doesn't even matter if I catch a single fish...
