Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could. Kill Bart
Simpson!
Bart: Throwing me off a dam? Isn't that a little crude for a genius
like you.
Cecil: Ooh, I suppose it is. Eh, if anyone asks, I'll lie. [throws
him off]
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
Simpson!
Bart: Throwing me off a dam? Isn't that a little crude for a genius
like you.
Cecil: Ooh, I suppose it is. Eh, if anyone asks, I'll lie. [throws
him off]
-- "The Brother From Another Series"
Related:
- Bob: Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson!
[calling] Hello,
Bart! [Bart ducks] He's just a little... - Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be
working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's... - Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you
inside.
Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another... - Bob: I, I'm older, I get the top bunk.
Cecil: Oh, poppycock,
I called it at the arraignment. [Bob is victorious... - Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill
people.
Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have... - Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job,
too. Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got... - Bob: Bart, for once, I'm not trying to kill you. I know it's an
awkward situation,
and I don't like it any more than you do, but ... - Cecil: When that pie hit your face, I saw my dreams explode in a burst
of cream and crust.
But I suppose I should thank you. After all... - Bob: You can't do this! I saved the children's lives,
I'm a hero! Cecil: [craftily] Tell them they'll live...
From the same category:
- Careful, men. He wets his pants.
-- Smithers' instructions to security,
"Stark Raving... - Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop,
and it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs]... - The school is a police state. Students are afraid to sneeze.
And I have you to thank. -- Principal Skinner to... - Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!
Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. ... - Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
[they all walk past] Guys! [they jump in...
