Lisa: Hey, you said we were going to Dairy Queen.
Bart: I lied. Now help me rummage through Bob's trash for clues. Then
I promise we'll go to the waterslide.
Lisa: Okay. [she hops in]
-- Gullible Lisa, "The Brother From Another Series"
Bart: I lied. Now help me rummage through Bob's trash for clues. Then
I promise we'll go to the waterslide.
Lisa: Okay. [she hops in]
-- Gullible Lisa, "The Brother From Another Series"
Related:
- Bart: He's more the same than ever. And I know where the evidence is.
There's only one place where it could possibly be.... - Bob: [Angrily] You again! Well, that's it. [ominously] I'm going to
do what I should have done a long time ago.
[at the Simpson home, there is a knock at the door... - Boy1: Hey, nice smile.
Lisa: Thanks.
Boy2: Hey, what are you talking to her for?
She's just going to say something weird. Lisa... - Bart: Let's go again, let's go again!
Lisa: No!
-
"The Brother From Another... - Marge: Hey, calm down. You're wrinkling your church clothes.
Homer: Who cares? This is the best part of the... - Lincoln: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers brewed a
refreshing drink from hops and barley.
[drinks his Duff and starts beatboxing] We-e-ll,... - Bart: You always told me I was going to destroy the family.
But I never believed it. Lisa: That's okay, Bart... - Lisa: Well, I gotta go. I have to practice for band auditions.
Alison: Me too! Hey, what instrument do you play?... - Lisa: Bart, we did it! Now we get to keep our house and you get to go
back to the fourth grade.
Bart: Oh, tomorrow we were going to find out who the...
From the same category:
- Homer: [folding a balloon incompetently] And then, take that.
and... put that in there, and you...ah! ... - I don't need any more money, I'm not greedy. As long as I've got my
health,
and my millions of dollars and my gold house and my... - Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right,
bread. You said: go to bread. Lisa: [clenching... - Bart: Milhouse, how could you let this happen? You were supposed
to be the night watchman.
Milhouse: I was watching. I saw the whole thing. ... - Man #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?
Tatum:
Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back...
