Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?

Lisa: [shielding her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening?
Where am I??
Helen: And she's on drugs!
-- Thank you, Nancy Reagan, "My Sister, My Sitter"

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