Bart: You didn't say which bed!
Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
Bart: Make me.
Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him; Bart leaps off the bed]
Bart: If you want me, you gotta catch me!
-- Bart's Rules to Taking Advantage, "My Sister,
My Sitter"
Lisa: Go to _your_ bed!
Bart: Make me.
Lisa: I'll make you! [lunges after him; Bart leaps off the bed]
Bart: If you want me, you gotta catch me!
-- Bart's Rules to Taking Advantage, "My Sister,
My Sitter"
Related:
- Lisa: Bart, I know you're not wild about having me for a
babysitter,
but I'm not some ogre. I think you will find me ... - Homer: [taunting] Bart and Lisa have to go to school,
while I get to stay at home, naah naah nah naah... - Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!
Lots more coffee! Are you getting ready... - Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right,
bread. You said: go to bread. Lisa: [clenching... - Lisa: [dragging Bart back to the stairs] Why do you have to make
this so hard?
Bart: I'm using non-violent resistance. -- So... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Marge: "Bart, you love your sister, don't you?"
Bart:
"Don't make me say it. I know the answer. You know... - Marge: Do you think you could be nice enough to your sister,
Bart? Bart: Oh yeah, easy. Marge: You do love her... - Bart: May I have some more lima beans, please?
Lisa:
Certainly. [gives him a few] Bart: More than that...
From the same category:
- Otto: {Hey, Mrs. Simpson! You should try one of these "Smart Drinks."
[laughs and drinks it]
Ooh,
wow...I've wasted my life!} -- Otto, realization... - Guide: What does the future hold for us? Heh. Let's just say we have
a few ideas up our sleeve.
Homer: Like what? Guide: Um, I'd rather not get into... - Ned: Now, I know everybody's eager to get back to class -
Edna: Hah! Ned: -- but I thought it might break... - Lisa: Do you get the feeling this family is disintegrating?
I mean, we haven't had a meal with Mom all week... - Bart: Seymour, I'll bet you a steak dinner those books are still
here.
All we have to do is search every locker. Skinner:...
