Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee!

Lisa: If you come down, I'll give you some more coffee! Lots more
coffee! Are you getting ready for bed, Bart? [Bart yells "I
am!" from downstairs]
Bart: [on the phone in the TV room] That's right. I want the
twenty five foot Italian party sub. And don't skimp on the
vinegar. [hangs up] It's time Lisa learned what babysitting
Bart Simpson is all about. [dials someone else] Um, yes, I'd
like to host an AA meeting? Tonight, if possible.
-- Don't skimp on the psychopathic drunkards,
"My Sister, My Sitter"