CBG: Mr. Simpson will now be autographing 8x10 glossies of Poochie, ONE
per customer. Please form a line. There will be no cutting. I'm
talking to you, Mr. Cutter.
[later...]
CBG: [cutting through] Pardon me, look out, pardon me, excuse me, hot
soup... Hi. Kindly make one out to me, and three out to my friend
of the same name.
-- Some of life's greatest mysteries,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
per customer. Please form a line. There will be no cutting. I'm
talking to you, Mr. Cutter.
[later...]
CBG: [cutting through] Pardon me, look out, pardon me, excuse me, hot
soup... Hi. Kindly make one out to me, and three out to my friend
of the same name.
-- Some of life's greatest mysteries,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
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