Doug: In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a
xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he
produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to
believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle]
magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got
fired for that blunder.
June: Uh, well, uh...
Homer: I'll field that one. Let me ask _you_ a question. Why would a
man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time
watching a children's cartoon show?
Doug: [embarrassed pause] I withdraw my question. [starts eating a
candy bar]
-- First William Shatner, now Homer Simpson...,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he
produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to
believe, that this is some sort of a [the three nerds chuckle]
magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got
fired for that blunder.
June: Uh, well, uh...
Homer: I'll field that one. Let me ask _you_ a question. Why would a
man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time
watching a children's cartoon show?
Doug: [embarrassed pause] I withdraw my question. [starts eating a
candy bar]
-- First William Shatner, now Homer Simpson...,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
- Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ... - Homer: One adult and four children.
Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made... - June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got
something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because
he's the new guy.
Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy... - Ned: Homer, I can honestly say that was the best episode of "Impy &
Chimpy" I've ever seen!
Carl: Yeah, you should be very proud, Homer, you, uh... - I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
--
Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy... - Silverman draws a standard dog]
Myers: No, no, no!
He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um.... - Homer: How'd you get to be so good?
June: Oh, just experience I suppose.
I started out as Roadrunner. [as Roadrunner]...
From the same category:
- Homer: Come on, Flanders, there's gotta be _something_ you hate.
What about mosquito bites? Ned: Mmm mmm! ... - Bart: Why, hello, Mrs. Bush!
Barbara: Hi, Bart! Mr.
Bush is upstairs napping. Bart: You know, your husband's... - Ned: I don't like the service at the post office. You know,
it's all "rush rush! get'cha in, get'cha out... - Marge: What was it you wanted to show me?
Ruth: This.
[pulls a gun] Marge: [gasps] You're not going to hunt... - Moe: Yeah, Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jock there?
Moe: Who? Bart: Jock, last name Strap. Moe: Uh...
