Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely
outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my*
face. Next!
Homer: [angry] Oh, no attitude, eh? Not in your face, huh? Well, you
can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
Myers: That's it! That's the Poochie attitude, do that again!
Homer: Huh? I can't, I don't remember what I did.
Myers: Then you don't get the job. Next!
Homer: [sarcastically] Oh, I don't get the job, do I? We-ell boo-hoo!
I don't get to be a cartoon dog!
Myers: That's it, you've got the job!
Homer: [still sarcastic] Oh, now I've got the job, huh? [quietly] Oh,
thank you.
-- Homer's audition,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely
outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not *my*
face. Next!
Homer: [angry] Oh, no attitude, eh? Not in your face, huh? Well, you
can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
Myers: That's it! That's the Poochie attitude, do that again!
Homer: Huh? I can't, I don't remember what I did.
Myers: Then you don't get the job. Next!
Homer: [sarcastically] Oh, I don't get the job, do I? We-ell boo-hoo!
I don't get to be a cartoon dog!
Myers: That's it, you've got the job!
Homer: [still sarcastic] Oh, now I've got the job, huh? [quietly] Oh,
thank you.
-- Homer's audition,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
- Oh, `no attitude,' eh? Not `in your face,' huh? Well
you can cram it with walnuts, ugly! -- Homer Simpson... - Lady: We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy
he's "in your face." You've heard the expression... - Silverman draws a standard dog]
Myers: No, no, no
He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um.... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ... - Homer: Well, at least _I_ liked it. Didn't I?
Brain
Oh, you don't want to know what _I_ really think. ... - June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got
something to say
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do... - Otto: [in his traditional fashion] Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie
the rockin' dog! Myers: You're perfect! In... - Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir
I need to know where I can get some business hammocks...
