Otto: [in his traditional fashion] Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie, the
rockin' dog!
Myers: You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect! Next to
you, perfection is crap!
Troy: Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rocking dog! Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
You may remember me from such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and
"Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp".
Myers: You're even better than this guy! [to Otto] Take a hike, you
bum.
Otto: [moans]
-- Easy come, easy go,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
rockin' dog!
Myers: You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect! Next to
you, perfection is crap!
Troy: Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rocking dog! Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
You may remember me from such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and
"Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp".
Myers: You're even better than this guy! [to Otto] Take a hike, you
bum.
Otto: [moans]
-- Easy come, easy go,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
- Homer: [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers: Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude... - Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ... - Otto: [deridingly] Whoa-ho! A talking dog! [chuckles] What were you
guys smokin' when you came up with that?
Cohen: [peeved] We were eating rotisserie chicken.... - Now kids, I know you loved the old Poochie, but the new one is going to
be better than ten Super Bowls!
I don't want to oversell it, judge for yourselves.... - Silverman draws a standard dog]
Myers: No, no, no!
He was supposed to have _attitude_. Silverman: Um.... - Meyer: The rest of you start writers thinking up a name for this funky
dog;
I dunno, something along the line of say... Poochie... - June: [in Itchy's voice] Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got
something to say.
Do you? Homer: [Poochie voice] Yes, I certainly do... - I'm your host, Troy McClure. You may remember me from such films as
"The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial M for Murderousness"!
Troy McClure hosts another stupid television show,... - Myers: That's it. That's it, little girl! You've saved "Itchy &
Scratchy"!
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