Bart: Hey, Lis, look! They're adding a new character to Itchy &
Scratchy! [reads] Poochie the dog?!
Lisa: [unfooled] Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to
boost low ratings.
Roy: Yo, yo! How's it hangin' everybody!
Marge: Morning, Roy!
Homer: Yeah, hi, Roy.
-- Rim shot, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Scratchy! [reads] Poochie the dog?!
Lisa: [unfooled] Adding a new character is often a desperate attempt to
boost low ratings.
Roy: Yo, yo! How's it hangin' everybody!
Marge: Morning, Roy!
Homer: Yeah, hi, Roy.
-- Rim shot, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
- Homer: I won't let them treat Poochie like dirt anymore just because
he's the new guy.
Roy: Right on, Mr. S! Homer: Put a sock in it, Roy... - Lisa explain's the new character on Itchy and Scratchy's failure by describing him as a "soul-less product of committee work."
Episode:
Itchy & Scratchy &... - Itchy: Look, Scratchy, it's our new friend, Poochie.
Scratchy: What's that name again? I forgot. -- Rub... - Bart: Tough break, Dad. I guess people just weren't ready for Poochie.
Maybe in a few years. Roy: Good news, everybody.... - Myers: I have figured out how to rejuvenate the show.
It's so simple, you egghead writers would've... - Lisa: You can't be cool just by spouting off a bunch of worn-out
buzzwords.
Bart: Don't have a cow, Lis! Marge: Bart's right. ... - Myers: Hey, Krusty, you look great. You get your teeth bleached?
Krusty: Yeah, it's a new kind of polymer treatment... - Homer: Then they said they were going to kill Poochie off!
Bart: [joyful] Really?! [faking sadness] Oh, how terrible... - Itchy: Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say.
Do you? Poochie: Yes, I certainly do! ...
