Back with the focus group...
Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with
real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea! Yeah, that's it!
Man: And who would like to see them do just the opposite -- getting
into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers?
Kids: [clamoring] Me! Yeah! Oh, cool! Yeah, that's what I want!
Man: So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show... that's
completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?
Kids: [all agreeing, quieter this time] That's right. Oh yeah,
good.
Milhouse: And also, you should win things by watching.
-- Conflicting results,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Man: How many of you kids would like Itchy & Scratchy to deal with
real-life problems, like the ones you face every day?
Kids: [clamoring] Oh, yeah! I would! Great idea! Yeah, that's it!
Man: And who would like to see them do just the opposite -- getting
into far-out situations involving robots and magic powers?
Kids: [clamoring] Me! Yeah! Oh, cool! Yeah, that's what I want!
Man: So, you want a realistic, down-to-earth show... that's
completely off-the-wall and swarming with magic robots?
Kids: [all agreeing, quieter this time] That's right. Oh yeah,
good.
Milhouse: And also, you should win things by watching.
-- Conflicting results,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Related:
- Marge: I need to purchase a brassiere. You kids wait over here in the
credit department.
Bart: Oh, can't we just wander around and meet you... - Man: We want you to tell us what you think. And, be honest,
because no one from the show is here spying on... - I hope you enjoyed my one-man pie fight, kids!
--
Krusty learns to deal with cutbacks, "The Itchy... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Bart: Oh wow, cool!
Lisa: Aw, cool! That is neato.
Marge: Such a violent motif. Bart: Yeah, but it's... - Bart: [shudders] I hate this place.
Lisa: Yeah. It seems like our house,
but everything's got a creepy Pat Boone-ish quality... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Milhouse...Milhouse! You win. I want this nightmare to end!
[a space-suited figure answers the door] Robot: Leave... - Bart: Yeah?| |Oh yeah?| |Yeah?| |Oh <yeah>?|
Lisa:
|Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!| |Yeah!...
