Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.
Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks like
it's suicide again for me.
Homer: Hey! We owe this guy, and I don't want you calling him a sissy.
This guy's a fruit, and a... no, wait, wait, wait: queer, queer
queer! That's what you like to be called, right?
John: Well, that or John.
Lisa: This is about as tolerant as Dad gets so you should be
flattered.
-- "Homer's Phobia"
Moe: Yeah, yeah, we'll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks like
it's suicide again for me.
Homer: Hey! We owe this guy, and I don't want you calling him a sissy.
This guy's a fruit, and a... no, wait, wait, wait: queer, queer
queer! That's what you like to be called, right?
John: Well, that or John.
Lisa: This is about as tolerant as Dad gets so you should be
flattered.
-- "Homer's Phobia"
Related:
- Marge: But you can't let a few bad experiences sour you on helping
people.
Lovejoy: Oh, sure I can. [the phone rings]... - John: Homer, what have you got against gays?
Homer:
You know! It's not... usual. If there was a law,... - Homer: Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the police
academy,
I thought it'd be fun and exciting, you know, like... - Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing
a plant on his nose]
Bart:
Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Homer: ... - Lenny: Hey, Moe...you got change for a five?
Moe:
Yeah, sure thing Lenny. [opens cash register]... - Lisa: [sotto voce] Dad, do you notice anything strange?
Homer: [sotto voce] Yeah, his hairdo looks so queer... - Moe: Go on, take it all. Get it all out of here.
Barney:
You know, Moe, you might want to keep the fire extinguishers... - Roscoe: [to all] Hey! Listen up! I want all of youse to say hello to
the Simpsons.
All: [waving in a cliche, sissy-like attitude] Hello... - Lisa: No I can't! I can't eat any of them!
Homer: Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute.
Lisa honey, are you saying you're *never* going...
From the same category:
- Apu: Nickel off on expired baby food.
Homer: Sold!
Think of the money he's saving, "I Love... - Homer: Dad, I have a problem.
Abe: Why did you come to me?
I don't know nothin'. I used to get by on my... - Mindy: Wow. If it weren't for this wall, we'd be sleeping in the same
bed.
Homer: Yeah. Uh, walls are a necessity in today's... - Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Bart: Mister... - Bart: You can do it, Otto! You're the coolest adult I ever met!
Otto: Wow! I've never been called an adult before...
