Bart: How'd you know that thing would work?
John: Well the sound is just _brutal_, and I figured reindeer would
naturally be afraid of their cruel master Santa Claus. I mean,
wouldn't you be? Ha!
Barney: Is it okay to come out now, Mr. Gay Man? Sir?
Moe: I'll do anything you say! *Anything*!
-- "Homer's Phobia"
John: Well the sound is just _brutal_, and I figured reindeer would
naturally be afraid of their cruel master Santa Claus. I mean,
wouldn't you be? Ha!
Barney: Is it okay to come out now, Mr. Gay Man? Sir?
Moe: I'll do anything you say! *Anything*!
-- "Homer's Phobia"
Related:
- Homer: Hey, boy, wake up. Your old man found some deer.
Bart: Huh? You did? Bart: Hey, wait, man. Those... - Bart: What am I supposed to do here?
Homer: Nothing.
Just sit. I'll be back. [walks away, revealing... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily... - Barney: I always hoped Bart would grow up just like us.
What happened? Moe: Aw, it ain't no mystery. The... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Homer: Would you like me to shred those environmental reports for you,
sir? Burns: Already taken care of. [shreds the reports... - Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you've got nothing pushing
you to get another one.
You need the fear. Rachel: The fear? Chandler: He's... - John: Oh man, you weren't kidding about this place!
Well, I just love it! [takes pictures] Homer... - Lisa: Nelson! Um... that note Milhouse gave you? It wasn't from him.
It was from... me. Nelson: You?! Why would _you_ like...
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- Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent? Marge: Bart! Bart: Mister... - Lisa: Uhh, Miss Hoover? I don't think I can dissect an animal.
I think it's wrong. Hoover: Okay Lisa, I respect... - Bart: What is this place?
Nerd 1: The refuge of the damned.
Martin: [gleeful] A place where we can work on our... - Four... three... two... one... Bing! We have meatloaf!
Homer watches dinner cook in the microwave, "One... - A dumb sitcom is shown on TV]}
Burns: {Smithers,
I'm home! [canned laughter]} Smithers: {What, already...
