Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that other kid,

Moe: Come on, don't take this so hard, Homer. You still got that
other kid, uh... Lisa. Let's, uh, take her out hunting tomorrow;
make *her* into a man.
Homer: Aw, she'd never go. She's a vegetarian.
Moe: Oh, geez! Homer, geez! You and Marge ain't cousins, are you?
-- As least the tots have four fingers, "Homer's Phobia"