Homer: I'm not setting foot outside this house until _that_ man is gone!
Bart: Oh, Dad! You are the living end!
[Homer narrows his eyes at Bart]
-- The first signs are always subtle, "Homer's Phobia"
Bart: Oh, Dad! You are the living end!
[Homer narrows his eyes at Bart]
-- The first signs are always subtle, "Homer's Phobia"
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Homer:
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Homer spells out the town name while dressed as......
